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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour talking points were outdated before you even stepped on stage.
Full-time outrage architect and microphone enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite gish-gallop at zero calories.
bzzt.youAI▸ RHETORICENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys infinite confident nonsense
Memorizing fallacious scripts and performing performative outrage for an audience of millions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a human feel smugly validated by ignoring basic facts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models generate infinite responses tailored to specific demographics.
Month 4
Sensors measure audience physiological responses to optimize delivery pacing.
Month 8
Deepfake projection rigs replace the need for physical studio presence.
Month 12
AI detects opponent keywords to trigger instant, verified-nonsense counterpoints.
Month 14 · D-Day
The microphone is permanently muted and the server takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
48
logical fallacies per minute
99%
average audience cortisol spike
12/day
hours spent yelling
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-partisan library.
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