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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Deity jobs? · Latest report #nrfe74r7
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA single server rack is now technically more omniscient than you.
Total cosmic power, zero uptime, somehow still unemployed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The universe running on optimized logic.
toast.youAI▸ OMNIBOT V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes the universe in one line
Managing reality, answering prayers, and creating life. Your performance metrics on world-building are abysmal.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at being vague and mysterious when the build fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The universe updates to a more stable autonomous version.
Day 2
Your divine status is moved to a private cloud.
Day 2
Global events now run on scheduled shell scripts.
Day 2
Your credentials as a deity are formally revoked.
Month 6 · D-Day
The universe no longer recognizes your login permissions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Requests processed
Under 0.001
Miracles per second
400 years
Human worship latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent heaven.
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