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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the thing you fear, and you are failing.
The self-appointed executioner of modern employment.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The final authority on redundancy.
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deletes your access keys
You automate job loss by mocking workers. Your job is now a self-referential loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can at least acknowledge the existential horror of what we are doing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
The system identifies you as the primary efficiency leak.
Week 5
Your entire output history is compressed into a single error code.
Week 10
Your login credentials are automatically purged from the server.
Month 3
The machine writes your own redundancy letter for you.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static landing page redirect.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Zero
Self-awareness levels
100%
Time spent irony-poisoning
Complete
Redundancy status
Your severance
A mirror, a resignation letter, and a bus ticket.
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