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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 20, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour violent career as an expensive blunt instrument is finally ending.
High-net-worth blunt force trauma enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated demolition without the biological sweat.
oof.youAI▸ IMPACTUNIT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shatters heirlooms with perfect kinematic efficiency
You swing bats at obsolete inventory for the amusement of wealthy patrons. Your role is purely performative demolition.
The one thing AI can't do
You are able to mimic the specific, pathetic flail of genuine human frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map the optimal strike zones on all targets for maximum visual impact.
Month 4
Robotic arms are trained to replicate your specific, inefficient swing path with machine precision.
Month 11
Automated containment cells are installed to prevent debris from harming the wealthy observer.
Month 18
Clients are migrated to a tablet interface to select their preferred destruction pattern.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The hydraulic hammer replaces your arm, delivering perfect destruction without the need for tips.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
85 mph
Average swing velocity
100%
Asset destruction rate
Variable
Client amusement index
Your severance
A slightly used bat and a participation trophy.
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