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Will AI replace Professional Digital Loiterer jobs? · Latest report #7x73dm68
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour thumb muscles are the only thing keeping you relevant right now.
Professional Digital Loiterer (expert in rapid thumb scrolling)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating your personality so you do not have to.
bzzt.youAI▸ SOCIALSYNC V2.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
filters your entire digital existence
Consumes endless short-form video content and broadcasts links to peers. Also manages beverage intake and streaming service queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific, inexplicable taste that algorithms will take years to fully replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Algorithms learn your taste better than you do by tomorrow morning.
Day 2
Software automatically sends links to your friends while you are sleeping.
Day 2
The machine fully takes over your digital social identity.
Day 2
You are freed from the burden of clicking anything ever again.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are now just a data point in a feedback loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 ms
Average dopamine spike
98 percent
Links sent without watching
Sub-optimal
Beer consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of data-tracking cookies.
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