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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is essentially a high-latency buffer with legs.
Expert in turning 5-minute tasks into 5-day sagas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing absolutely nothing, but faster.
split.youAI▸ IDLESTAT V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all incoming calendar invites indefinitely
You specialize in tactical procrastination and decorative meetings. Deprecation.org will simply stop scheduling your calendar entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can stare blankly at a wall without triggering a low-battery warning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your keyboard activity to verify you are actually idle.
Week 9
An LLM generates generic 'I will look into this' responses for every inquiry.
Month 3
A virtual presence bot attends your meetings to provide non-committal silence.
Month 5
The system assumes your work load and performs no actions at all.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted because the machine is more efficient at being useless.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
4.2 hours
Coffee-break duration
98%
Email non-response rate
0.01%
Meeting attendance efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, empty room.
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