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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsBeing a constant letdown is hard work, but a script does better.
Unpaid intern for the void, senior role in futility.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Disappointing stakeholders at 1,000 requests per second.
split.you▸ LETDOWN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automatic pity responses from middle management
You manage expectations poorly for stakeholders who stopped caring years ago. Your existence is purely clerical data noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Our bot handles the vague, non-committal replies for you.
Month 3
A fake attendee joins the call to nod at nothing.
Month 3
Scripts update empty spreadsheets to satisfy automated audits.
Month 6
The system realizes it does not need a human sign-off.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your output continues perfectly without your physical presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0 percent
Expectations met
42
Sighs per hour
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic chair and our condolences.
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