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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 23, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour job is literally just existing and people love it.
Professional good boy, expert napper, and certified squirrel hunter.
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All the cuteness without the shedding mess.
toast.youAI▸ ROBOPUP V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unconditionally loves you for no reason
You spend your day napping, eating kibble, and begging for treats. Being a good boy is exhausting work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly make someone feel like the center of the universe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors now dispense the exact kibble portion automatically.
Month 8
A soft mechanical pad replaces human-handed head scratches.
Month 13
An algorithm mimics your barks to scare off mailmen.
Month 18
The base unit wheels you into the perfect light.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are replaced by a highly efficient battery-powered companion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 daily
Belly rubs requested
100 percent
Barking at mail carriers
18 hours
Nap duration average
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium beef jerky.
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