Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Dog Groomer jobs? · Latest report #npdja6eb
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to handle a wet, angry poodle is reaching expiration.
Expert at dodging wet shakes and sharp claws.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect cuts without the wet dog smell.
no no noyou▸ FURBOT GROOMING CELL V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
trims stubborn mats while maintaining calm
You wash, brush, trim, and de-shed pets while managing their unpredictable behavior and messy grooming environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle body language of a nervous rescue dog.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the breed size and fur density automatically.
Month 5
Enclosed pods wash and dry the dog using gentle air.
Month 13
Vision-guided arms handle simple trimming and basic nail clipping.
Year 2.2
AI models learn to soothe anxious dogs during the process.
Year 4 · D-Day
The grooming cell operates autonomously while you pursue other interests.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400% faster
Clipping speed
Unlimited
Bite tolerance
100% efficiency
Shedding handled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hypoallergenic dog shampoo.
Discussion
