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Will AI replace Professional Doom Scroller jobs? · Latest report #62766yxk
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour thumbs have finally run out of infinite content to consume.
Professional doom scroller and aesthetic void gazer
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic outrage so you don't have to
bzzt.youAI▸ CLICKFILTER-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
optimises feed for maximum misery
You monitor social media feeds for outrage and entertainment. Your existence provides training data for our engagement models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one meme that makes you chuckle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We scrape your feed history to learn what triggers you.
Day 2
An AI generates fake viral threads that feel more authentic.
Day 2
You stop scrolling because the machine is already predicting you.
Day 2
The app shows a static image of a sunset.
Day 3 · D-Day
We lock your account and delete your phone's screen time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 hours
Average daily doom
0.00%
Useful output produced
4 per second
Thumbnail scroll rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a blank text file
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