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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding the void is a task your phone already does better.
Unpaid intern for the impending heat death of culture.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure digital dread, now fully automated.
stretchy.youAI▸ ANXIETYBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
siphons misery from the global network
You tirelessly refresh social feeds to monitor cultural decay. Your thumb is the only tool that matters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine meaning in a tweet that everyone else ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart feeds replace your manual refreshing with curated outrage loops.
Week 10
Bots start liking posts to mimic your specific brand of misery.
Month 4
AI models predict viral panic before the internet even wakes up.
Month 5
Generative text engines craft the perfect cynical comments for you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your phone locks you out while the machine scrolls for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 per minute
Avg refresh rate
120 percent
Blood pressure spike
Zero
Human input required
Your severance
One free month of high-speed internet.
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