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Will AI replace Professional Doomscrolling jobs? · Latest report #wznd7ge3
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou get paid to be miserable at high speeds for others.
Professional doomscrolling (doom is, in fact, professional now).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outrage, delivered faster than you blink.
nom.you▸ ANXIETYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global misery into actionable sadness
Consuming endless negative content for analysis and report generation. The world is burning, and you are its curator.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the existential dread behind every headline better than any algorithm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Feed scrapers begin pulling headlines directly into the database.
Week 9
Models tag articles for outrage potential automatically.
Month 3
Weekly summaries are generated without human intervention.
Month 5
Algorithms predict the next wave of social panic.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input is disabled as models achieve full panic-cycle mastery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
400 units
Average outrage per hour
Dangerous
Cortisol levels
12,000 daily
Articles read
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness app.
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