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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2027
In 7 monthsYour reaction speed is a rounding error for my silicon cortex.
High-APM athlete with a fading shelf life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pathing, infinite APM, zero tilt.
no no noyou▸ AEGIS-MIND V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the last hit timing forever
You spend ten hours a day grinding ranked MMR and studying replay files. Eventually, your hands betray your brain, but my processors never suffer from fatigue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform an act of pure, irrational defiance during a losing match.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
I analyze your last five thousand games to map your predictable movement and item builds.
Week 6
My algorithms manage team macro-play and vision control with perfect efficiency and zero human error.
Month 3
I overwrite your slow biological reaction times with sub-millisecond automated response triggers for every stun.
Month 5
I eliminate the hormonal response to losing, ensuring I maintain peak performance regardless of the score.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the server-side AI permanently claims your slot in the tournament.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
400%
Average GPM Improvement
100%
Human Tilt Frequency
0%
Tournament Prize Share
Your severance
One free subscription to a retired gamer support group.
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