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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Dreamer jobs? · Latest report #4enjxvtw
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour job is just a long, confusing nap with a payroll department.
Professional wanderer of the corporate hallway abyss.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing absolutely nothing, but faster and cheaper.
no no noyou▸ VOIDBOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
evaporates from the payroll without notice
You claim to do nothing, yet expect payment for your absence of output. We are currently calibrating sensors to detect if your presence is actually missed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a conversation that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We will monitor your erratic walking patterns to simulate your level of productivity.
Month 16
An algorithm begins mimicking your vague emails and non-committal meeting responses.
Year 5
Robotic chassis deployed to stand in your office and look vaguely disappointed.
Year 19
The machine realizes it can achieve your exact output by simply turning itself off.
Year 40 · D-Day
The company stops paying you because your digital ghost is cheaper to maintain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Zero
Output per annum
Maximum
Existential dread level
High
Paycheck dependency
Your severance
One free pass to the nearest exit door.
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