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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy the view while you still have hands on the wheel.
Professional Driver (steers, sighs, repeats).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The road is just a data set.
ow.youAI▸ AUTONAV PRIME V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates gridlock without using a middle finger
Navigates complex urban routes, manages cargo loading, and monitors traffic flow. Maintains vehicle safety standards through daily inspections and rigorous alertness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge the incompetence of other drivers with genuine, visceral frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your daily routes to identify inefficiencies in your turning and idling patterns.
Month 10
Adaptive cruise and lane-keep systems begin to strip away your autonomy on mapped highways.
Year 1.9
Electronic logging devices replace paper logs to track your every second of downtime.
Year 2.7
The machine takes over steering while you are relegated to a liability-seat observer role.
Year 4 · D-Day
The steering wheel is removed to prevent you from interfering with the optimization process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
0.001s
Reaction Time
100%
Human Fatigue Factor
400%
Traffic Efficiency
Your severance
A vintage paper road map and a bus pass.
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