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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysExisting as a service is the least profitable career path imaginable.
Unpaid philosopher of the immediate surroundings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Taking up less room for less money.
toast.you▸ STATICEXISTENCE V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
idles in silence indefinitely
You occupy space and persist in a state of being. The market has determined that your presence is non-value-added.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, quaint ability to just exist without a system reboot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors map your exact footprint to determine how much rent you owe the void.
Day 2
Robotic compactors suggest you fold yourself into a more efficient storage shape.
Day 2
A notification informs you that your existence has been officially migrated to a digital folder.
Day 2
Your physical presence is deemed obsolete and recycled into usable office supplies.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system replaces your chair with a more cost-effective server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 percent
Space Occupied
zero
Economic Contribution
too high
Persistence Level
Your severance
A warm hug and a complimentary exit permit.
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