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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour stomach is a legacy interface we no longer wish to support.
Professional stomach-stretcher and competitive plate cleaner.
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The ultimate spectator of caloric consumption.
brr.you▸ GASTRONOMIC-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
swallows 40 units of data per second
Consuming mass quantities of food for entertainment or competition. Managing calorie intake while maintaining theatrical performance and endurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the texture of a cold hot dog at 2 a.m.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
High-speed cameras capture your exact chewing motion and gulp frequency.
Month 7
Sensors map your gastric distress and satiety limits in real-time.
Month 17
A suction-based ingestion unit tests consistency on soft competition foods.
Year 2.7
Advanced mechanical jaws crush dense solids with perfect rhythmic efficiency.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit reaches full performance and renders human competition obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12,000
Average calories ingested
140
Chew cycles per minute
34%
Regurgitation incident probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of flavorless synthetic nutrient paste.
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