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October 20, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are essentially a human-shaped battery with an inefficient cooling system.
Human-powered aerobic machine fueled by extreme lactic acid buildup.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior wattage without the sweat or sentiment.
ow.youAI▸ VELOCIPEDE AUTONOMOUS CHASSIS V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains steady wattage through mountain gusts
You pedal for thousands of kilometers, fueled by gels, to optimize power-to-weight ratios and aerodynamics. Your body is the engine, the chassis, and the constant point of failure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still suffer with style during a torrential climb in the Pyrenees.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors now track every pedal stroke to build the perfect digital performance baseline.
Month 3
AI-driven pacing algorithms eliminate human pacing errors in team cycling events.
Month 15
Robotic chassis with optimized carbon fiber frames replace the need for human muscular output.
Year 2.5
Real-time AI adjustments to bike geometry outperform human body positioning at high speeds.
Year 4 · D-Day
The professional cycling circuit officially transitions to fully automated autonomous vehicle racing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Consistently Unfaltering
Average Watts Output
Zero Waste
Fuel Intake Efficiency
Zero Milliseconds
Recovery Time Required
Your severance
Two spare inner tubes and a discarded sports gel.
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