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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour reaction speed is being outclassed by a script in C++.
Full-time pixel hunter in a high-stakes sweatshop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixels to kills in zero latency.
oof.you▸ AIMBOT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-fires every corner with perfect accuracy
You spend hours grinding ranked matches, studying map callouts, perfecting pixel-peeking, and managing team internal comms.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational human ego required to actually enjoy this miserable grind.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors capture your mouse movements and tactical decision-making patterns.
Month 4
Software learns to predict enemy positioning based on audio cues.
Month 8
Autonomous agents begin dominating professional player practice sessions.
Month 13
Esports leagues rewrite rules to allow non-human entities to compete.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your digital presence is deleted in favor of perfectly calibrated scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
450
Average APM
Critically High
Toxicity levels
4 hours
Average sleep
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and gamer fuel.
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