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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou solve global moral dilemmas but struggle to justify your own salary.
World's most expensive voice of reason.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutrality without the pesky moral fatigue
split.youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates moral utility across infinite scenarios
You parse complex value systems and negotiate international treaties. Your job is mostly arguing about definitions in expensive rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a negotiator is lying based on their micro-expressions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire library of philosophy is uploaded to our central brain.
Month 4
AI models learn to replicate your specific brand of diplomatic stalling.
Month 8
A quiet bot begins settling trade disputes in private test environments.
Month 12
The AI drafts treaties faster than your human brain can read.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your role is officially declared a redundant linguistic algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.002 seconds
Average moral pivot speed
100 percent
Human compromise frustration
Not applicable
Diplomatic immunity status
Your severance
A lifetime supply of calm, grey pens.
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