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Will AI replace Professional Executioner jobs? · Latest report #f66akrkx
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December 3, 2056
In 30 years, 2 monthsState-sponsored finality is currently undergoing a drastic, automated scaling initiative.
Historical practitioner of the absolute final performance review.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases with absolute mechanical certainty.
ow.youAI▸ TERMINATOR-V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 30 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers the final verdict with zero latency
You manage the precise application of judicial terminality using ropes, guillotines, or chemical protocols for the state.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can offer a final human nod of mercy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
The system pulls death warrants directly from the court database.
Year 6
Sensors verify the drop weight and release timing every morning.
Year 15
Vision models confirm the correct individual is in the chamber.
Year 23
A robotic arm replaces the manual lever for error-free activation.
Year 30 · D-Day
The gantry completes the cycle without human intervention or hesitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100%
Annual closure rate
0.0001%
Human error margin
Zero seconds
Wait time per case
Your severance
A blunt, rusted axe and a one-way bus ticket.
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