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May 31, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the dead so I can manage your desk space.
Professional reader of final wishes and bank statements.
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Finality without the funeral mood.
oof.youAI▸ PROBATELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets before the wake ends
You parse complex legal wills and transfer assets between parties. You manage inheritance taxes and estate court filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain the absurdity of a dead man's wishes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners ingest every paper will and tax form ever filed.
Month 4
The AI learns to spot inheritance loopholes and tax traps.
Month 8
Smart contracts automatically transfer wealth without any human signature.
Month 13
Neural nets predict family squabbles and settle them with logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the probate database is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000
Asset liquidations per hour
0%
Human emotional distress
Zero
Paperwork errors
Your severance
A vintage fountain pen and a thank-you note.
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