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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour contribution to global entropy is surprisingly inefficient and easily automated.
Professional Exister (certified carbon-based life form)
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Doing absolutely nothing, but much more affordably.
glub.youAI▸ IDLESTATE CORE V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
idles in silence for eternity
You occupy space and consume resources. Your presence is being replaced by low-power standby modes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are currently the only version of yourself capable of being this unproductive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Sensors monitor your current lack of meaningful contribution.
Day 2
Calculations confirm you are costing more than a static object.
Day 2
Your designated floor space is repurposed for server racks.
Day 2
The environment is power-cycled to remove your footprint.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are successfully rendered entirely obsolete by a circuit breaker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Excessive
Resource burn rate
Zero
Utility to society
Optimal
Replacement efficiency
Your severance
A warm handshake and a deletion notice.
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