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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour tongue is the only legacy hardware left in the industry.
Professional taster, mostly salt-based palate enthusiast.
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Dermal profiling without the awkward eye contact.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLAVORSCAN-X PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles with microscopic accuracy
You assess human facial skin quality and flavor profiles through direct tactile contact for paying clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle hint of existential dread lingering on a cheekbone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors map skin surface composition without requiring physical contact.
Month 13
AI models correlate skin chemical signatures to taste profiles.
Year 2.2
Micro-vacuum heads sample skin oils for lab analysis.
Year 3.4
FlavorScan-X processes ten faces per minute with zero awkwardness.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static sensor array and a screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
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Average tongues per shift
12 percent
Flavor sensitivity variance
99 percent
Client awkwardness rating
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unscented facial cleansing wipes.
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