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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is a circle that leads back to the start.
Serial underperformer with a talent for missing deadlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Failing better than any human ever could.
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crashes systems with pure incompetence
You spend your time failing to achieve goals and disappointing various stakeholders. It is truly a full-time endeavor.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, authentic way of making everyone around you feel like a genius.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Your list of failures is uploaded to a cloud processor.
Day 2
The machine generates more efficient ways to fail than you ever could.
Day 2
Generic emails are sent to your manager automatically each morning.
Day 2
The machine locks your account so you cannot even fail anymore.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially redundant and the machine takes over the void.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100%
Failure rate
Off charts
Embarrassment index
Negative
Productivity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a different industry.
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