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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour bird is just a feathered drone with a higher error rate.
Expert in leather gloves and raptor-induced panic.
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Perfect hunting flight, zero animal feed costs.
split.youAI▸ AVIAN-SYNTH DRONE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes precise mid-air swoops without feeding
You spend your days training raptors for hunting or displays, managing their health, flight habits, and prey instincts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle shifts in wind and bird mood instantly.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the falcon's exact flight patterns for data analysis.
Month 10
Robotic lures replace the physical swinging of traditional leather ones.
Month 20
Biometric pods monitor bird health, replacing your manual weight tracking.
Year 2.5
AI-guided drones begin performing public displays more reliably than raptors.
Year 4 · D-Day
The birds are retired and your station is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
88 percent
Average prey capture efficiency
365 yearly
Days spent removing owl pellets
too high
Human error in flight path
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic bird seed.
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