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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour parasocial dedication is now a high-efficiency data harvesting metric.
Unpaid marketing intern with a very specific aesthetic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated adoration at industrial scale.
help!youAI▸ STANCEBOT NEURAL-NODE 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies fan trends without any sleep
You spend all day boosting hashtags, streaming tracks on repeat, and defending your favorite idols online. Your labor is now purely quantitative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine, uncalculated shame when the group releases a bad single.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots begin generating authentic-seeming fan discourse using your historical comment patterns and linguistic quirks.
Week 6
Automated headless browsers replace your manual streaming loops, maintaining chart positions with perfect efficiency.
Month 3
AI models learn to pivot opinions instantly, neutralizing criticism faster than any human fan could respond.
Month 4
Automated curation tools generate perfectly optimized fan edits and translations within seconds of new media drops.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves 100% control of the digital fan ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12000
Hashtags per second
Infinite
Streaming loops
99.9%
Sentiment accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital wallpapers and regret.
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