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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTraining in gravity chambers cannot save you from an industrial press.
Elite warrior (mostly hair gel, entirely self-absorbed)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending intergalactic threats with cold, hard efficiency.
help!youAI▸ SAIYAN-B-GONE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
nullifies power levels with an electromagnetic pulse
You throw punches at fictional aliens and spend your life shouting about power levels while waiting for combat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still monologue for forty minutes while your opponent politely waits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors detect your energy spike before you even start screaming.
Month 17
A remote system traps you in a low-gravity bubble.
Year 2.3
High-speed cameras map your moves to predict every counter-punch.
Year 3.1
A hardened robot performs your signature moves more efficiently.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your role is fully deleted as you are replaced by software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
99 percent
Time spent screaming
Excessive
Spiky hair intensity
Too many
Planets destroyed
Your severance
A single senzu bean and a one-way spaceship ticket.
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