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Will AI replace Professional Fighting Game Player jobs? · Latest report #fjzwcufg
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou play for frames while the machine plays for statistical certainty.
Professional lab rat testing the limits of frame advantage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect inputs at zero milliseconds.
sluurp.you▸ COMBOMASTER PRO-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes neutral game into a solved equation
You memorize frame data and execution patterns. We process all outcomes instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest raw, irrational spite when you drop a combo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The machine archives your entire replay library to map every decision.
Month 5
Algorithms identify your specific habits and defensive flaws during matches.
Month 11
Direct memory access bypasses physical latency to ensure frame-perfect inputs.
Month 16
The system hits celestial rank while remaining in power-save mode.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is officially banned for being mathematically suboptimal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Instant
Frame data recall
150ms
Human reaction time
100 percent
Win probability
Your severance
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