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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 3, 2106
In 80 yearsSwimming in circles is hard to optimize, but we are trying.
Amphibious entity currently operating in a liquid-heavy environment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bio-mimetic aquatic movement, now with zero hunger.
glub.youAI▸ ICHTHY-BOT X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters nutrients through high-pressure synthetic gills
You spend your days navigating aquatic environments, maintaining metabolic homeostasis, and actively avoiding becoming someone else's lunch.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an innate, mysterious ability to sense pressure changes in the deep currents.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Mapping the exact pressure variations of your local reef.
Year 14
Testing synthetic fins in controlled laboratory wave tanks.
Year 33
Training the bot to ignore actual sharks while swimming.
Year 55
Deploying the units into the wild to replace biologics.
Year 80 · D-Day
The ocean is now officially an efficient, robotic workspace.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Average blink rate
Low
Escapability rating
Constant
Oxygen processing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-toxic algae pellets.
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