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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Food Reviewer jobs? · Latest report #adcjyvrr
Your job has an expiration date
June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour palate is just an expensive, slow sensor for chemical compounds.
Meat-enthusiast navigating the cholesterol-fueled landscape of modern commerce.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying joy, one milligram at a time.
wheee!you▸ FLAVORPRINT ANALYZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
quantifies hedonistic satisfaction into raw data streams
You consume burgers to provide subjective feedback on flavor, texture, and quality. AI vision and chemical sensors will soon quantify your entire sensory range.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify the subtle emotional comfort of a grease-stained, slightly soggy bun.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your flavor preferences to establish a baseline for synthetic palate training.
Month 7
High-speed cameras replace your eyes to measure burger structural integrity and crust perfection.
Month 16
Mass spectrometers detect subtle flavor notes faster and more consistently than your biological tongue.
Year 2.1
The system generates reviews by correlating chemical data with global consumer sentiment trends.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your biological presence is retired in favor of automated, error-free sensory analysis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2400
Average Calories Per Shift
481
Subjective Adjectives Used
High
Cholesterol Risk Level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of flavorless, nutrient-dense synthetic slurry.
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