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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Footstool jobs? · Latest report #imzfpz4s
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are literally designed for collapse.
Human furniture with a very low center of gravity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Firm, silent, and entirely uncomplaining.
oof.youAI▸ STATICBLOCK V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resists shifting under heavy footwear
You provide a surface for shoes to rest upon. Gravity does the heavy lifting.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a pulse and a soft texture which cold plastic will never replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 23
High-density foam is molded into a permanent, unyielding shape.
Month 23
The plastic block is placed exactly where you currently stand.
Month 23
Sensors confirm the object does not buckle under pressure.
Month 23
Users notice the object never moves or complains about weight.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are removed and recycled into a slightly larger block.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
85kg
Average weight supported
Zero
Complaints registered
High
Structural fatigue
Your severance
One free shoe cleaning kit.
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