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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsGravity is the only boss you haven't managed to unionize yet.
Sponsor-reliant vertical enthusiast living on coffee and adrenaline.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why risk bone fractures when we have hydraulics?
bzzt.youAI▸ ASCENT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates free-fall trajectories with ruthless apathy
You spend days scouting rock faces, obsessively cleaning loose choss, and training finger strength to scale vertical voids without ropes. The machine is genuinely terrified of your death wish.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful intuition required to trust a fingertip-width ledge of limestone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-resolution lidar drones map every crack and crystal on the face for optimal efficiency.
Year 5
Robotic drilling systems install redundant climbing paths to minimize human navigational error.
Year 14
Hydraulic suits compensate for human muscle fatigue on ultra-long, high-difficulty ascents.
Year 22
Advanced polymers replicate the exact coefficient of friction between skin and rock surface.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine ascends, anchors, and descends while broadcasting perfect, risk-free video content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
40 grams
Average skin loss
1200 hours
Time spent hanging
Critical
Fear factor rating
Your severance
One free harness and a bag of premium chalk.
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