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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour spatula is a relic, and your kitchen is a cage.
Expert in patty flipping and oceanic culinary frustration.
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Perfect patties without the porous personality.
toast.youAI▸ KRUSTY-AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
slaps perfect burgers onto buns instantly
You flip patties, manage fryers, and assemble kelp shakes for a demanding local customer base.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the perfect crispness of a patty by the scent alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Tablets replace your ears for taking customer food orders.
Month 8
Sensors take over the timing of every single fryer.
Month 16
Automated arms now flip your patties with zero grease.
Year 2.1
One single machine now handles the entire food line.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are replaced by a silent, stainless steel kitchen block.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400
Patties flipped per hour
Maximum
Average fry anxiety level
Daily
Customer complaints handled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm grease packets.
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