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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsYour high score is a database error waiting to happen.
Digital athlete with an ergonomic chair dependency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Playing better, faster, and never sleeping.
split.youAI▸ BOTKING PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your reaction times to zero
You spend hours grinding levels, chasing loot drops, and memorizing frame-perfect inputs for digital dopamine hits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, un-simulated salt of a bitter rivalry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Simple scripts automate your tedious daily quest farming sessions.
Month 3
Vision models track targets faster than any human eyeball could.
Month 7
AI calculates the absolute optimal gear path for your class.
Month 10
Neural nets anticipate enemy moves before they actually occur.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is flagged as human and deleted by efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
450 clicks
Average APM
8000 yearly
Chair hours
99.9 percent
Victory rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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