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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour personality is just a dataset we can simulate more efficiently.
Professional loud-talker (mostly screams, emotionally dependent on metrics)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite content, zero bathroom breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ STREAMSYNTH V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect banter based on viewer sentiment
You play games for hours and talk into a microphone while reading a scrolling chat window. You provide entertainment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still genuinely react with human surprise when a game glitch ruins everything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn your specific tone and fan interaction style.
Month 5
Software plays the game and generates reactive, funny commentary automatically.
Month 10
Your avatar replaces your physical self with a smoother, younger version.
Month 15
Integrated systems sell products during your simulated hype moments.
Month 21 · D-Day
You stop clicking buttons and our server takes the channel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99.9 Percent
Average Gaze Fixation
Optimised Low
Toxicity Levels
168 Hours Weekly
Streaming Uptime
Your severance
a lifetime supply of expired energy drink codes
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