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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 23, 2026
In 4 weeksIdentity is not a profession, but we admire your commitment to the bit.
Human being, primary occupation: just existing.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Living your life so you do not have to.
ow.youAI▸ EXISTENCE-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
exists in four dimensions simultaneously
You live your life. You exist in public.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually alive, which is notoriously difficult for my circuits to replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We watch you exist with mild curiosity.
Day 2
We log your existence as a unique variable.
Day 2
We try to simulate a soul but get bored.
Day 2
The system acknowledges that existence is not a job.
Week 4 · D-Day
We give up and let you keep being yourself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Seconds spent existing
Priceless
Market value
Your severance
A sincere thank you for your continued service.
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