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Will AI replace Professional Genealogist jobs? · Latest report #hapa78mr
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to read cursive is the only thing delaying the future.
Professional dust-whisperer and seeker of forgotten ancestors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Digitising the past to delete the researcher.
blub.you▸ ARCHIVECRAWLER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
uncovers hidden lineages in milliseconds
You scour dusty archives and decipher illegible handwriting for clients. Then you compile reports on their dead relatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a record has been misfiled by a human three decades ago.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras digitise local archives into searchable text files.
Month 3
Vision models learn to read even the worst 1700s handwriting.
Month 6
AI links church records to tax rolls across different counties.
Month 12
Automated narrative generators create family trees with professional polish.
Year 2 · D-Day
Clients click a button and skip the human historical research.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
10 million
Old documents scanned
0
Hours spent squinting
99.9 percent
Accuracy in handwriting
Your severance
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