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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA career built on jumping squares is destined for a sharp decline.
Professional screen-tapper, master of the frame-perfect jump.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel perfect, frame accurate, zero tilt.
oof.you▸ CLICKBOT-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect clicks without human emotion
Memorizing frame-perfect inputs for rhythm-based platformer levels. Mastering pixel-precise jumps and wave-mode navigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feel the frustration when a micro-input fails at 98 percent completion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map every pixel movement you make during a run.
Week 7
The software learns the rhythm of every level path.
Month 3
Direct memory access bypasses the need for human input.
Month 5
Automated macros clear the hardest levels without a single error.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is flagged for non-human performance, job complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
450
Average APM
Zero
Frames missed
Infinity
Rage induced breaks
Your severance
One free mouse pad and a cooling fan.
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