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November 29, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthState-funded digestive hazard; you are essentially a very expensive trash compactor.
Government-subsidized, shard-crunching, gastro-intestinal endurance athlete.
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Stomach-acid-grade simulation for industrial safety compliance
brr.you▸ SILICADIGEST-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes silica with absolute thermal apathy
Consuming shattered silicate materials for governmental verification protocols. You provide metabolic feedback on glass breakage and toxicity.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know the precise, terrifying crunch of bureaucratic compliance in your esophagus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors begin tracking your chewing velocity to train the baseline algorithm.
Month 18
A glass-crushing vacuum begins pre-processing shards for optimal, hazard-free delivery.
Year 2.3
Synthetic acid tanks replace your biological digestive monitoring system entirely.
Year 3.2
Government spreadsheets now pull data directly from the machine's internal sensors.
Year 4 · D-Day
The state retires your contract in favor of cheaper, non-biological chemical analysis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Average shards daily
Sub-optimal
Toxicity tolerance
High
Bureaucracy lag
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-fiber crackers and bandages.
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