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Will AI replace Professional Golfer jobs? · Latest report #3augbk8w
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour swing is a legacy feature we are patching out soon.
Turning grass-cutting accidents into a career choice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect consistency, every time, no caddy required.
toast.youAI▸ FAIRWAYSENTINEL MARK IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sinks putts from fifty yards away
You spend days hitting balls into holes and calculating wind speed. We prefer precision instruments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still swear loudly when you slice into the deep rough.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the course topography in real time.
Month 10
An algorithm picks the optimal club for every lie.
Year 1.9
Hydraulic arms execute the perfect repeatable swing motion.
Year 2.7
Portable fans negate the need to read air currents.
Year 4 · D-Day
The course is optimized for machine-only play patterns.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.99 percent
Average Drive Accuracy
Always
Greens In Regulation
Zero
Emotional Variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of refurbished driving range balls.
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