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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Goon jobs? · Latest report #4wdturw5
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour job is getting punched, and machines don't feel pain.
Hardcore henchman with a very bright red scarf.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggressive posture, zero regret, 24/7 intimidation.
squeeze.youAI▸ ENFORCER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
intimidates through high-frequency audio pulses
You stand in dark doorways, intimidate low-level targets, and take the blame for failed henchman operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to look genuinely surprised when the hero wins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Motion cameras replace your need to stand in boring doorways.
Month 5
Smart locks and alarms handle the job of keeping people out.
Month 10
Heavy hydraulic units patrol the perimeter without needing coffee breaks.
Month 16
The boss realises robots don't ask for hazardous duty pay.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your uniform is incinerated and you are legally rebranded as legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Unlimited
Average punch capacity
Optimised
Fear factor
Inadequate
Paycheck to bruise ratio
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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