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Will AI replace Professional Goose Hunter jobs? · Latest report #a66rwbxg
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour primitive method of chasing birds is an affront to efficiency.
Professional bird-chaser with a very wet pair of boots.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision hunting, zero mess, total yield.
bzzt.youAI▸ AVIAN-EXTRACTION-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
net-captures the entire local migration path
You track, capture, and process waterfowl for retail distribution. Your job is basically a messy game of tag.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which goose is the meanest one in the flock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map bird movement to optimize your current unproductive route.
Month 6
Drones replace your soggy boots for wading through the marsh.
Month 17
High-pressure air jets strip feathers faster than your tired hands.
Year 2.5
Software files health reports directly to the supermarket database.
Year 4 · D-Day
Fully autonomous units occupy the wetlands and you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.3
Geese captured per hour
Infinite
Mud tracked into supermarket
Low
Hunter's self-esteem rating
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very bird-free office job.
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