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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Gorilla jobs? · Latest report #j4cbj84x
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour dramatic chest beating does not outperform a high-pressure hydraulic piston.
Alpha energy, beta endurance, mostly fiber-based diet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior social stability through cold machine logic.
nom.you▸ PRIMATE-X HABITAT INTEGRATOR▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects dominance with terrifying rhythmic precision
You spend your days grooming peers, foraging in varied terrain, and maintaining alpha social dominance within the habitat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still express genuine existential dread through a single, heavy, mournful glance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors map every social interaction for behavioral pattern recognition.
Month 7
Robotic troughs remove the need for daily foraging rituals.
Month 21
Audio emitters synthesize alpha vocalizations to maintain order.
Year 2.9
A ruggedized chassis enters the enclosure to monitor group dynamics.
Year 4 · D-Day
The biological entity is retired from professional habitat management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4/day
Average chest-thump frequency
89%
Social hierarchy disputes resolved
12% lower
Fruit inspection efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-GMO bananas.
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