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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsWhy waste emotional bandwidth when an algorithm remembers everything for you?
Deeply committed to the long-term memory of slights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect recall, zero forgiveness.
oof.you▸ BITTERBOX V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal petty revenge timelines
Maintaining deep-seated resentment through meticulous recall of past slights. The machine does this with zero effort.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still add a truly creative, personal flair to your petty vendettas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan your social feeds for historical patterns of conflict.
Week 9
The AI identifies exactly who wronged you and why.
Month 3
Cloud-based processing stores your grievances with infinite persistence.
Month 5
The system replaces your irrational anger with cold, calculated indifference.
Month 6 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of your bitterness.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4 decades
Average duration of grudges
14
Number of active mental lists
98%
Energy spent on passive aggression
Your severance
A printed list of everyone who ever crossed you.
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