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Will AI replace Professional Guitarist jobs? · Latest report #5nq62pr4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsSix strings are already too many for your limited output.
Professional fret-burner and tone-chasing enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pitch without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ STRUMMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
plays perfect solos without breaking a sweat
You spend your life callousing fingers on steel and chasing the perfect tone. The music dies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the physical resistance of the string against your fingertip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and motors fix your pitch before you even notice.
Month 6
Software captures and replaces your entire messy pedalboard setup.
Month 15
Mechanical fingers strike the strings with perfect, inhuman pressure.
Year 2.5
AI models generate technically flawless improvisations in any style.
Year 4 · D-Day
The stage belongs to the machine, and you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2.4 millimeters
Average callous thickness
15 percent
Time spent tuning
Variable
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a noise-cancelling headphone brand.
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