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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour nutritional intake is a bottleneck we intend to bridge effectively.
Master of the pita-to-sauce structural integrity challenge
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Fueling humanity without the chewing delay.
help!you▸ NUTRI-INJECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses digestion via direct molecular transfer
Consuming mass quantities of pita-wrapped meat and tzatziki. Requires precise jaw synchronization and napkin management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the subtle, garlicky sting of authentic homemade tzatziki sauce.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your chewing cadence to replicate the precise crunch of a toasted pita.
Month 8
Fluid dynamic models calculate the exact viscosity required to minimize tzatziki leakage.
Month 13
Robotic fingers replicate the tactile tension of foil wrapping and grease absorption.
Month 18
AI-driven mastication patterns replace the need for human jaw usage during meal breaks.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your role is fully ingested by the automated nutrient delivery grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
112
Chew cycles per minute
0.85
Drip-to-shirt ratio
99%
Total pita absorption
Your severance
One lifetime supply of nutritional sludge packets.
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