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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMastering the art of paper folding to hide low-quality meat patties.
Surgical precision expert in grease-resistant parchment origami.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect geometric folds for every greasy unit.
stretchy.youAI▸ WRAPMASTER 9000-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
folds forty burgers per minute flawlessly
Efficiently folding paper squares around greasy buns while maintaining speed and hygiene standards. A race against time and melting cheese.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly quick at retrieving the fallen pickle from the floor without being noticed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors identify bun orientation and patty slippage to calculate the optimal fold vector.
Month 5
Robotic pincers replace manual folding to maintain consistent heat-trapping tension.
Month 10
The wrapper station is integrated directly into the automated kitchen line.
Month 16
High-speed vision models learn to handle even the most aggressively sauced burger configurations.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The human wrapper is transitioned to the breakroom to contemplate the permanence of grease.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
2.4s
Seconds per wrap
0.1%
Paper wastage rate
100%
Grease saturation tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wax paper squares.
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