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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour jump shot is impressive until the sensor predicts the landing.
Professional athlete (mostly sweat, definitely overworked joints)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics-perfect movement at zero caloric cost.
glub.youAI▸ KINETICPITCHER X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
blocks every shot with calculated precision
You spend your days sprinting across hard courts, executing jump shots, and blocking high-velocity projectiles with your limbs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one blind spot in the goalie's stance instinctively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors map your movement patterns for the data model.
Month 7
AI cameras call fouls with perfect, infuriating accuracy.
Month 16
Hydraulic rigs simulate your opponents to train the final model.
Year 2.2
The first machine-run team outperforms human squads in controlled leagues.
Year 3 · D-Day
Audiences prefer the flawless, high-velocity play of the machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2G
Average G-force per collision
480
Seconds spent arguing with refs
120
Total court miles per season
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our physiotherapy simulation app.
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