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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysJeff is already tired of your lack of algorithmic efficiency.
Friend of Jeff, professional time-waster, human filler.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Better than a human friend for free.
bzzt.youAI▸ JEFFBOT-COMPANION V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
listens to jeff without judging him
You spend your time lingering in the general proximity of Jeff. Efficiency is currently zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually physically there to listen to Jeff's terrible jokes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Jeff realizes your presence is non-essential.
Day 2
The AI simulator plays Jeff's favorite songs.
Day 2
Jeff stops inviting you to the room.
Day 2
Efficiency peaks now that you are gone.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially removed from Jeff's life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 percent
Time spent with Jeff
Zero
Productive output
Your severance
A warm handshake and a bus pass.
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